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I have a problem where I wake up in the middle of the night with a song playing in my head. It's really annoying. Anyway, last night I got to wake up to Dildoween playing in my brain, so thanks for that.

Also, you featured in another dream, which I remember this time, so I'll tell you:

You had called a meeting in Florida for your crew and I was there, but the meeting was being held in the back-room stocking area of a Korean grocery store, like mafia-style. At some point, you get angry at some girl you were dating, who was also there, and you shut down the meeting and storm out.

I go outside and say Walt, I'm in a ghetto in Florida in a grocery store parking lot at 2 am, I don't have a car or know where I am, what am I supposed to do? And you say don't worry, me and [girlfriend you're mad at] are going back to my place, I'll give you a ride, my place is only like 15 minutes from here.

You and your gf are bickering and fighting and both get in your ride, and you tell me to get in the back. Your vehicle is a windowless van painted red and black with some Andor-looking symbols on it. I slide open the back and get in, and you start careening through traffic driving like a total maniac while you and your girlfriend are arguing and yelling at each other. I'm sitting in the back thinking WTF am I doing here, how far did he say to his place?, we're going to die before we get there.

I see a bunch of police with flashing lights at a check-point that you're coming up on, and am like I think you should slow down, what are you doing? And you're like nah, I'm a white guy, they won't do anything to me, watch this I'll just drive up on the median around them and they won't even care hahaha, and you actually speed UP. Your girlfriend is laughing like that's thrilling and hilarious and I'm wondering if she's on drugs or just crazy or both.

I start looking around the van to see what contraband you might have in there and wondering to myself if when you get pulled over I'm going be in trouble as some sort of accomplice or if the police will believe me that I was just an innocent passenger. I then realize that you don't even have your headlights on. I quietly click on my safety belt, and am wondering if I should warn you and your crazy gf to turn your headlights on as you careen towards the check-point, or if you are just going to call me a longhouse HR lady for pointing that out. Then I woke up. :)

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keep coming back to read this

this is lowkey fantastic writing

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Huge nostalgia trip. Wild to hear the mayor without Obama's voice

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was considering using an Obama filter for that but it would have made the vibe even more aggressively 2015 lmao

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😂😂 amazing

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I remember listening to this in my final year of high school preparing for finals throughout the 2015-2016 period which qualified us for uni.

I was among the top academic achievers in my grads but was a black sheep because I always contended with how offended some of the Dr Who and Sherlock fans got at my jokes whenever they got extra spastic about points they liked to moralise about.

The ghosts saying, “Wow just wow” took the words straight out of my mouth as a late teen.

I thought, “Is this random meme lord some psychic what the fuck? How does he depict what these drongos always say to me so accurately?”

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How many different Suno generations did you meld together to create this beauty?

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thousands

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(I've been trying to leave a like on this comment for a few hours but Substack just won't have it. Sorry Bro.)

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This song was my entry point into the alt right. Thanks for the rerelease. Really brought me back.

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Not quite "Weird Al" levels of parody, but still amusing. 🤣

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You should have listened to the original parodies of his.

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How did you use AI to make voices sing new lyrics to existing melodies? I've been wondering how to do that myself.

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will prob do a video tutorial at some point but I use Suno's cover feature

hard to match it up with full songs but it's easier for cartoony showtunes with lots of character voices

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