Just get rid of the Palestinians

Ripping off the bandaid 🩹

No I’m not saying genocide them. Don’t get all pissy with me.

But the situation is clearly untenable over the long term and it’s time for a reverse-Madagaskarplan to formally enter into the Overton Window.

None of the surrounding Arab countries will ever accept them because this isn’t Victoria 2 and having more people isn’t automatically a Good Thing for a country when said population consists mostly of uneducated militants scarred by developmental issues and childhood trauma. The Palestinian people are basically worthless as normal civilians, in much the same way the Nork citizenry would be to South Korea. Meanwhile they’re incredibly useful as a fifth column against Israel.

Now the bigbrained Sunnis actually would be happy to see the Pallies gtfo, simply because the only sustainable way to contain Persian domination of the Near East in a multipolar world is for the Jews and Arabs to coalesce against Iran. But so long as the PQ remains hyper-salient their goatfucking peasant populations are always going to restrict their leaders’ freedom of action in that direction—both because they’d really prefer not to end up sodomized to death a la Gaddafi, and because Persians are obviously a lot smarter and more capable than Arabs and will always be able to manipulate them using various and sundry Sunni catspaws.

So what I’m proposing here is that Trump rip off the bandaid and immediately relocate the Palestinians to somewhere safe where they might actually be useful.

In this article I’ll propose a few options as to where we might send them.

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First a quick message to any White Nationalists reading this who are chimping out because Walt is once again playing Shabbos Goy.

If you guys didn’t have Down Syndrome you’d immediately realize this maneuver actually serves to diminish Jewish Power on aggregate by permanently neutralizing the Holocaust Card. The Jews will lose their special moral status overnight, utterly obliterating the rhetorical clout of organizations like the ADL / SPLC and clearing runway for works of scholarship you never could have published in the Before Times.

Meanwhile it will make Turdworldist brownpeepo despise Jews even more than they already do, which will push our neurotic friends even more rightward in the context of American politics while further inclining them to see themselves as Desert Italians and instinctively despise that gay victim mindset ubiquitous in their Boomer forebears who grew up with Holocaust grandmas.

With this maneuver you’re essentially forcing Jews to be White and co-opting their significant talents and resources for our own civilizational project.

Now most of you will oppose that tack because you aren’t actually interested in uplifting White people so much as in spinning some faggoty slave morality narrative to justify why you’re a broke and unlikable incel with schizophrenia.

But anyone who genuinely cares about advancing the interests of the White race will recognize the fundamental brilliance of this stratagem.

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Alright, so where should we resettle the Palestinians?

Here are just a few ideas:

Greenland

This is my preferred option, simply because it gives Trump a good pretext for acquiring Greenland. Unsophisticated normie types don’t understand the importance of securing Arctic waterways and airspace against Russian and Chinese incursions, but they *do* feel really bad for the Palestinians for some reason.

I imagine this approach will prove especially compelling to the Europeans, who never turn down a chance to virtue signal and demonstrate their moral superiority. But if the Danes prove intransigent you can likely just milk the Anti-Semitism angle for its last remaining drops of persuasive power and they’ll probably cave.

Anyone there with the balls to resist us moved to Minnesota a century ago.

Antarctica

This one is fun because as it stands Antarctica obviously couldn’t support a population of roughly two million people.

But that would create a massive impetus to invest in cutting-edge terraforming technology we could eventually leverage for a moonbase, Mars colonization, etc.

You could probably make the same argument a lot more practically for the Outback, but I prefer this route because imagining Palestinians chilling with penguins on the South Pole is almost as funny as imagining Jews cavorting with lemurs in Madagascar.

America (Reservations)

So this is more of a last resort, but right now we have about a million Amerindians living on the Res. And I don’t know about you, but I’ve literally never interacted with this population in my life before and only know they exist in a very academic sense.

Hell, if they randomly tripled overnight I probably wouldn’t even notice it.

So what’s stopping us from creating a massive Palestinian Reservation in, say, Western Nebraska to accommodate them safely and cheaply at scale?

We could even situate them in the same facility we use to rehabilitate the homeless (see this article for more details on that proposal) and deploy basically the same methods to turn them into functional members of society.

Now obviously things are very different when you’re dealing with Muslims, but the main problem is clearly going to come from the adult male population, which is why I’d only propose this policy alongside yet another gambit:

Xinjiang

Alright so hear me out.

What if we did an Expendables-style operation where on the surface we’re doing the Reservation plan, but as part of that we’re also training all willing males ages 16-45 to serve as guerillas against China in Xinjiang to liberate their wigger coreligionists, in much the same way we did with Osama et al against the USSR in Afghanistan?

Now obviously the Pallies aren’t going to care about this cause on its own merits— basically everyone understands the Uighurs are an astroturfed fifth column cynically exploited by the USA much as the USSR exploited black people and the Pallies themselves are exploited by other Arabs.

BUT they might fight anyway if we promise anyone who fights hefty land rights and reparations from Israel, or perhaps American citizenship. Maybe give them a choice.

Obviously we wouldn’t deploy them until a hot war breaks out over Taiwan—until then you’d need to position cells of them very carefully across the border sub rosa so they can take advantage of the chaos once it erupts. But this might be exactly what we need to even the odds against Chinese industrial capacity once the rockets start flying.

Speaking of that, to hell with Xinjiang actually—what if we could deploy the Pallies to take out a bunch of key factories or even blow up the Three Gorges Dam?

Just trying to think creatively here.

Mars

Again—please hear me out.

One of the major problems with Mars colonization has always been that the first few voyages are going to be one-way due to the technological limitations and tremendous economic constraints associated with return flights.

So what I propose is that we offer the Palestinian people eternal suzerainty over an enormous chunk of Mars—I’m talking a fifth or sixth of the entire Red Planet—if they agree to vacate Gaza and the West Bank to serve as a galactic Pioneer Race.

Talk about an asymmetric return!

Would they go for it? Who knows. But I’m reasonably certain that if The Jews offered me a couple million shekels I could easily create a fun propaganda video that convinces a critical mass of the Palestinian leadership class to give it a shot.

The key is to persuade them to be Low Time Preference for once and adopt a longtermist attitude—if the Palestinians resettle on Mars they can use their first mover advantage (and ideally polygynous eugenic practices to counteract their very low median IQ—I’d be happy to oversee that for them if I’m permitted to accompany them with my own harem of amenable Jewesses) to establish themselves as the hegemonic power on the Red Planet and literally become Fremen.

Then they can bide their time and simply wait out The Jews, allowing outbreeding, internal dysgenics, and geopolitical developments to gradually weaken Israel. In a century or so the country will be swarmed with ultra-Orthodox Tay Sachs Morlocks, at which point the Palestinian-Martians can use their new power base to wage a Jihad on The Jews and potentially take back their homeland.

Could they actually pull it off? Who knows, but everyone else (with the exception of Iran and its useful idiots, including the more schizophrenic half of American WNs) would certainly love it if we could stop fucking hearing about them all the time.

Overall this seems like a decent compromise that would also massively accelerate something that genuinely matters to humanity.

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I’ll end on a somewhat serious note.

This struggle is not about “morality” and never has been—I don’t even know how it could be without a tenable enforcement mechanism. Conflicts like this are simply intractable and all about force pushing up against force.

When the faggoty “International Community” incentivizes Power to fight with one hand behind its back you only prolong human suffering while signaling to the weaker and more barbaric side that they can get away with shitheel dishonorable tactics.

We need to accept there’s no way to handle this situation that doesn’t involve kicking the can down the road in some form or another—all you can do is make it a field goal.

It’s time for Trump to play Hadrian.