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May be chasing a shiksa now, but it sounds to me like you're casting the net for a future father-in-law. 😉

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Are you sure you're not one of (((us)))? This is one of the best sales pitches I've ever read.

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As I said using way too many words down below, you can have a personality that's closer to another culture's mean than your own.

I had an ex who was a lawyer who did standup as a hobby. She used to get asked the same question.

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I'm Israeli and I subscribed for a year, so there's that... also you no longer chasing Jewesses is a pro, not a con.

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the bois-guilbert in me shall always miss my Jewesses

but ngl it is kind of nice knowing I'll always win the argument

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Honestly this is a complete bargain.

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Jewish people should give me money for unintentionally deradicalizing fashy zoomers by telling them to touch grass, lift weights and chase pussy

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I would send shekels if i could but I am student. I will hopefully support you when i graduate and open my money lending businesses.

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Done

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תוֹדָה

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Most sane Walt Bismarck post 😂

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I'm a halfie (and not being (((raised))), lack many of the prejudices you find so odious like anti-whitism or anti-Christianity) but I subscribed to your thing on another account. You're really funny, and hearing you argue about kinks with Robert Stark and John Arcto totally made my day.

It's not just an affectation, though. If you're a theater kid you wind up engaging with a lot of the musical theater productions of the 20th century, which were heavily Jewish in origin. Like it or not Disney and Broadway are the final forms of the Western musical tradition. (Who else we going to cite? Schoenberg? Ow, my ears... Philip Glass? ) Making your name with Disney parodies still means you have to follow, note-for-note and emotion-for-emotion, the original tunes and lyrics. There's a real sense in which you owe a portion of your fame to Jewish lyricists and composers. (That's not a criticism or an attack, BTW: all artists have influences, just as Lovecraft took Poe, Dunsany, and Machen to make his own tentacled thing. Zen and Taoism influenced the beatniks of the 50s and hippies of the 60s and nobody accused them of being a Japanese plot.)

Similarly, lots of men have a type, and you might be attracted to personality traits *more common in Jews*. If you assume (as is likely) the distribution of personality traits differs both within and between groups, it's entirely possible one's personality can land closer to the mean of another group than one's own, and then that person will often have a fascination with that culture. France was long attractive to romantics across the world. Japan was exotic in the 80s, to be sure, but the greater frequency and respect for introverted, obsessive personalities probably endeared it to many nerds.

A thought, though. A direct funds transfer is one thing, but if you were to, say, produce some specialized artistic product for a higher fee, it would lessen the 'paypig' stigma and still allow your fans to give you more money. I blew a few hundred on Sailer's Noticing not so much because I was that fond of the high-end binding, but because I had been reading the guy for over two decades and wanted to give back without some future Democrat administration prosecuting me for 'funding terrorists'. You've got several years of real-life experience running a Substack operation, so I'm sure you know if it makes sense, but you could think about it.

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This is how to stay one step ahead of the allegations

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The problem with your strategy is that Jews aren’t reciprocal. You either suck up completely with no ifs, ands, or buts, or find your highly agentic and superior self thrown out to that political trailer park with those ‘low human capital’ neo-Nazis. If we follow Trump’s moronic plans for Gaza and are embroiled in yet another Mideastern quagmire for several years there will be more antisemitism than ever among the so-called DR.

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eh I feel like Jews are pretty reciprocal when you have a roughly equal amount of leverage

They're certainly more brutal about exploiting asymmetries when dealing with an outgroup but everyone should be like that IMO. I hate the WASP/German thing where they obfuscate petty tyranny behind folksy fake egalitarianism and politeness a lot more.

also I feel like plenty of even normie centrist Jews follow me and are kind of just okay with me saying antisemitic jokes and criticizing them bc I'm doing so "from the inside"--they're just a super tribal people by nature and you need to know how to speak to that

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"eh I feel like Jews are pretty reciprocal when you have a roughly equal amount of leverage" Except you've gotten no money

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I also don't have any leverage!

But I actually have gotten a few paid subs from this so that's not entirely true.

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Here's where Mirror Universe Bentham's Bulldog kicks out a parody article about how you should become a gay prostitute 😂

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You should never turn down donations from anyone. There's no reason to worry about rugpulls where a donation is made into a loan after the fact because if someone has the power to steal from you they just do it up front due to time preference.

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Leftists like to push white fragility. Rightists need to push white anti-fragility, where leftist attacks end up strengthening us. I think this is best achieved by being better than the other races by refusing to stoop to their collectivist grievance-mongering: https://libertyplus.substack.com/p/why-collectivism-really-is-bad

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And the more they give you the less you will do for them.

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