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Interviewing my former sugar baby
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Interviewing my former sugar baby

WRP #103

On today’s episode of Walt Right Perspectives I interview a young lady who asked to be called “Rose,” who was briefly my girlfriend from April - June 2023.

Rose is a geeky 20yo from West Michigan who’s been diagnosed with both autism and ADHD. She started college at 16 and is currently running both a promising tech startup and a few profitable side hustles on Etsy.


Topics include:

  • How Rose unintentionally graduated early from high school at sixteen

  • What it’s like having both autism and ADHD

  • What brought her onto SeekingArrangement as an eighteen year-old

  • Her general experience on SA

  • Rose roasts me for making bear noses and walking in an autistic way

  • Rose weighs in on whether she feels more safe with bears or men

  • Why don’t men like trimming their nose hairs?

  • Autistics tend to look younger than their age

  • Her experience looking like a 14yo

  • Her experience with people assuming she’s her date’s daughter in public

  • The forty-something CEO she left me for, who tried to get her pregnant in Hawaii after dating her a month

  • Why she rejected a billionaire who smelled intensely of meat

  • Her experiencing dating a succession of well-off older guys during her first summer after turning eighteen

  • Walt rants about Zoomer girls being logistically incompetent

  • Her experience doing sorority rush as an autistic 16yo

  • Are autistic girls socially similar to neurotypical men?

  • It doesn’t take any social skills for a cute girl to be liked by men

  • The decline of campus socialization among Zoomers

  • Walt negs Rose

  • Why she thinks her mom is schizophrenic

  • Can mental illness plug you into hidden facets of reality?

  • The tendency of histrionic middle aged women to become “psychic” later in life

  • Her mom’s bf’s claim of having hit a werewolf with his car

  • Does Rose feel like Walt groomed her?

  • Did she have agency in the relationship?

  • Rose bullies Walt into cancelling his car insurance

  • Should Walt go back for his PhD and become a history professor?

  • How Rose feels about her sugaring experiences in retrospect

  • Her experiencing being flown out to Spain by a sugar daddy and being propositioned by a stripper for a threesome

  • Why Rose wouldn’t date a guy who expects to split the bill

  • Rose talks about the startup she founded as an 18yo

  • How the AI startup craze compares to the dot com bubble

  • Why she doesn’t respect campus resources for “young entrepreneurs”

  • A large proportion of her high school friends are trannies now

  • We reminisce about her fat friend squealing to her mom about Rose being flown out to Florida by an older man

  • Walt advises young guys how to outfox a girl’s Cockblocking Fat Friend

  • Rose rates her arm implant birth control

  • Are natural male fluctuations in testosterone similar to a girl’s PMS?

  • Walt roasts Rose’s thick Michigan accent

  • Rose wants Walt to invite multiple exgfs on the pod at once to roast him

  • Would an autistic dating site be viable?

  • Walt rants about Pokémon Go’s shitty undifferentiated design

  • Only the first two generations of Pokémon seem real

  • We talk about our favorite Pokémon

  • Does she think having an iPhone in elementary school melted her brain?

  • We reminisce about Google Plus and flash games

  • Does she remember the Wild West era of the internet?

  • Rose brags about her profitable Etsy account, where she sells PDFs of “sex spells” written using ChatGPT

  • How Rose got free tuition at her university

  • Autism both makes you easier to take advantage of and more willing to cross lines

  • Should Rose open a nail salon for autistic girls?

  • Why do girls like putting makeup on their boyfriend?

  • Rose complains about NYC smelling of poo and having too many homeless

  • She recounts a story of watching a woman nearly get her brains splattered by the subway

  • Early internet gore videos

  • The Saw and Hostel franchises

  • The first Saw came out shortly after Rose was born

  • Do Zoomer girls think Brad Pitt and Leo are cute?

  • Anyone who wants to invest in Rose’s business can DM me and I’ll put you in contact with her

  • Rose demands Walt conduct an inventory of all the items she left behind

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