On today’s episode of Walt Right Perspectives I interview a young lady who asked to be called “Rose,” who was briefly my girlfriend from April - June 2023.
Rose is a geeky 20yo from West Michigan who’s been diagnosed with both autism and ADHD. She started college at 16 and is currently running both a promising tech startup and a few profitable side hustles on Etsy.
Topics include:
How Rose unintentionally graduated early from high school at sixteen
What it’s like having both autism and ADHD
What brought her onto SeekingArrangement as an eighteen year-old
Her general experience on SA
Rose roasts me for making bear noses and walking in an autistic way
Rose weighs in on whether she feels more safe with bears or men
Why don’t men like trimming their nose hairs?
Autistics tend to look younger than their age
Her experience looking like a 14yo
Her experience with people assuming she’s her date’s daughter in public
The forty-something CEO she left me for, who tried to get her pregnant in Hawaii after dating her a month
Why she rejected a billionaire who smelled intensely of meat
Her experiencing dating a succession of well-off older guys during her first summer after turning eighteen
Walt rants about Zoomer girls being logistically incompetent
Her experience doing sorority rush as an autistic 16yo
Are autistic girls socially similar to neurotypical men?
It doesn’t take any social skills for a cute girl to be liked by men
The decline of campus socialization among Zoomers
Walt negs Rose
Why she thinks her mom is schizophrenic
Can mental illness plug you into hidden facets of reality?
The tendency of histrionic middle aged women to become “psychic” later in life
Her mom’s bf’s claim of having hit a werewolf with his car
Does Rose feel like Walt groomed her?
Did she have agency in the relationship?
Rose bullies Walt into cancelling his car insurance
Should Walt go back for his PhD and become a history professor?
How Rose feels about her sugaring experiences in retrospect
Her experiencing being flown out to Spain by a sugar daddy and being propositioned by a stripper for a threesome
Why Rose wouldn’t date a guy who expects to split the bill
Rose talks about the startup she founded as an 18yo
How the AI startup craze compares to the dot com bubble
Why she doesn’t respect campus resources for “young entrepreneurs”
A large proportion of her high school friends are trannies now
We reminisce about her fat friend squealing to her mom about Rose being flown out to Florida by an older man
Walt advises young guys how to outfox a girl’s Cockblocking Fat Friend
Rose rates her arm implant birth control
Are natural male fluctuations in testosterone similar to a girl’s PMS?
Walt roasts Rose’s thick Michigan accent
Rose wants Walt to invite multiple exgfs on the pod at once to roast him
Would an autistic dating site be viable?
Walt rants about Pokémon Go’s shitty undifferentiated design
Only the first two generations of Pokémon seem real
We talk about our favorite Pokémon
Does she think having an iPhone in elementary school melted her brain?
We reminisce about Google Plus and flash games
Does she remember the Wild West era of the internet?
Rose brags about her profitable Etsy account, where she sells PDFs of “sex spells” written using ChatGPT
How Rose got free tuition at her university
Autism both makes you easier to take advantage of and more willing to cross lines
Should Rose open a nail salon for autistic girls?
Why do girls like putting makeup on their boyfriend?
Rose complains about NYC smelling of poo and having too many homeless
She recounts a story of watching a woman nearly get her brains splattered by the subway
Early internet gore videos
The Saw and Hostel franchises
The first Saw came out shortly after Rose was born
Do Zoomer girls think Brad Pitt and Leo are cute?
Anyone who wants to invest in Rose’s business can DM me and I’ll put you in contact with her
Rose demands Walt conduct an inventory of all the items she left behind
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